Current mood:	giddy
Current music:	faux-motional euro trash

It's the weekend!
Not really.

But that's what's so awesome about the "Not Cold Outside" Expo of 2008! It's my first day back at work and I'm ready to party like it's Friday! I have to be up at 5am! Who wants to get fucked up?

Party times every day because the sun exposure will render you exhausted at 9:30! All the reason to start partying at 6!

My week of unquestionable awesomeness started with picking up my hot new sparkly TRICYCLE MACHINE! It's the best! Red road-coached me to Lake Griffy. Everyone's SHOCKED I rode there! But I am like, "Shit! It was fun!" Then I hi-five them, jump up and land making the "hang loose" gesture and then eat some extreme-ass Doritos. Going to Lake Griify was like drinking Mountain Dew and chewing Juicy Fruit at the same time. I would do it again and do it harder! Cars scare me but hills just take a lot of work!

The woods smelled like Axe body spray-- seriously! This vgl jock dude was running through the woods, possibly in search of rt, and when he whizzed past me I could smell his grody toiletry products.

I plunged into the coldest water of my life. It felt so good to warm up so quickly in the sun.

It doesn't get much better than your own nudity outdoors!

Vote for The Best Year Ever in 2008!